Not Sure: I think I'm in the wrong line. I'm supposed to be getting out of jail today.

Jail Guard: That's what they all say. Name?

Not Sure: Not

Jail Guard: Not what?

Not Sure: Sure

Jail Guard: Let me check... Hmm, it looks like you're telling the truth. Alright, you're free to go. But don't let me catch you back here again.

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