Fun. But missing references to the other well known but never used variety - the heifer.

You know, as you drive through Montana and you say, "wow, what a cute heifer there, next to that ox".

(And the driver forgets to steer)

OT: I was standing next a few freely roaming cows last week, and I was reminded just how awesomely huge and powerful these animals are.

I have never seen a `matador`, but it blows my mind that he doesn't become `a door mat` instead, after a run in with the bull.