However, this bit stuck out to me:
> When a bad Pub/Sub message was pulled into the binary, an unhandled panic would crash the entire app, meaning web, workers and crons all died.
I've never seen a production ready web framework or library that would let your entire process crash because of a bad request. There's always some error handling logic wrapping around the request handling, so that even if you let something slip by, the fallout will still be limited to the threads handling the requests and its context.
Now, of course there can still be greater failures, such as issues with DB access stalling for whatever reason, leading to the HTTP requests not being processed, leading to the corresponding thread pool for those filling up, as well as any request queues maxing out and thus all new requests getting rejected. But for the most part, requests with bad data and such, short of CVEs, always have limited impact.
I can imagine very few situations where things working differently wouldn't be jarring.