Which of these things can't be done with a minivan? They're a lot less "cool" looking, but they can accomplish the same things.
(Personally I find minivans have more utility, but I don’t feel like I’m doing something “right” by owning one instead of an SUV).
So I really don't understand minivan love paired with SUV hate (mid sized ones anyway)
In fact the minivan would have been more practical, but environmentally indistinguishable. The minivan has the same engine my SUV has and, to my eye anyway, has a larger frontal area.