Stephen King hasn't subscribed to Twitter Blue

I feel this is turning more and more into that Straisand effect.

Now I wonder if someone else is running Stephen King's twitter account.

What if it's a poltergeist or vengeful native american spirit!?

What if this is just marketing for Stephen King's next thriller where a wealthy businessman buys a social media site and it STARTS TALKING TO HIM!

  Businessman:  POOP! HAR HAR HAR!

  Titter: Now now, businessman, this is the spirit of your mother. Don't be a potty-mouth!

  Businessman: MAMMA! WHY DID YOU LEAVE US!

  Titter: Oh Businessman, I'm still alive, we ate dinner last week.

  Businessman: WHAT, then who am I talking to!?

  Titter: I AM THE GHOST OF ALL YOU HAVE WRONGED, RETURNED TO SEEK IRONIC JUSTICE!

  Businessman: *GASP*

  Titter: Also.  I'm trans.