Hack the system with The Sex Scandal Technique
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One day, at 10:32, I received a Skype message. "Excuse me Mr. Maneesh Sir (Klarc always called me sir, even though I asked him not to), I'm so sorry I'm late. We were hit by a hurricane, and the whole village has no electricity! I had to run 8 miles to the next village so that I could call you!"
Wow, how gross is every single aspect of this entire story?!