Is anyone else tired of hearing about "earning the trust of the CEO"? Where's the chatter about CEOs earning the trust of their staff?
Not to mention the amazing advice of having telepathy so that you can explain things in line with the (models in her(CEOs) head).
Sometimes it's the graviton stabilizer. Sure, I can say "for technical reasons" to keep the CEO from getting the brain ouchies, but now no one has any idea of what's wrong and the CEO distrusts me because they think I'm making up vague excuses.