Kirk : How much refit time before we can take her out again?
Scotty : Eight weeks, sir. But ye don’t have eight weeks, so I’ll do it for ye in two.
Kirk : Mr. Scott. Have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?
Scotty : Certainly, sir. How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?
Kirk : [over the intercom] Your reputation is secure, Scotty.