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Compared to A Modest Proposal, it's clearly second rate. Everyone knows the elderly are less nutritious than the young.

Better nutrition is a critical element of making a better future.

The young are needed for slave labor and click farming, and you have to feed them something. Real food is for the rich.

"We need their small fingers for certain tasks."

I'd be more worried about flavor and texture than nutrition. Old grandmas tend to be tough and chewy.

what kind of barbarian dislikes beef jerky?!?