The landing page does a horrible job selling it.

First, the entire "Open the dev console for a demo" is cute, but I missed it on the first two views. Just include a regular screenshot.

Second, it isn't even remotely clear what it actually does. It just makes `console.log` a bit prettier? Why should I care?

Third, things like "works in both environments", "chainable API", and "configurable" aren't features. Those are at best implementation details. Again, why should I care?

If you want me to care, show me what problem it solves. If I can't see within 15 seconds how it makes my life better, I'll have already closed the browser tab.