For example, Henry Kissinger (a man I was surprised to learn is still alive) invested ~$6million.

This. If it were just a bunch of average joes that lost their money none of this would have happened. “Buyer beware” is the old adage.

But this is a twofer. It also helps ensures that blood tests stay one-offs and cost top dollar for decades to come. It’s cold fusion all over again. Research in the area has suffered a convenient death blow.