Are We <Thing> Yet?

Origin of the template phrase: "Are we having fun yet?" is a phrase from the comic Zippy the Pinhead, which entered into the popular consciousness in... I think the 80s... without making the comic any more well known. GNU Emacs used to have a M-x yow command that would dispense a random Zippy quote, and while it was loading, it would give the message "Are we consing yet?"

My favourites are:

- Are we web yet http://arewewebyet.org/

- Are we game yet http://arewegameyet.com/

- Are we GUI yet http://areweguiyet.com/

All of these are on that list of course, but I want to highlight these three in particular.

One missing: Are we simple yet [1]?

[1] https://arewesimpleyet.org/

This is a decent joke: https://arewemeetingyet.com/#form

The page gives very little context. Can someone explain what this is? Is this really trying to catalog every arewe...yet website in existence? Why would you want to do that? What makes that interesting?

For the past decade there has here in Norway been a recurring news sensation surrounding the mountain Mannen[1] (literally "the man") located in Romsdal in the northernmost part of Western Norway. Geologists have found Mannen to be at high risk of a sudden and large-scale landslide, placing the local population at the base of the mountain at great peril. There have been several abrupt evacuations of the place over the years, whenever measurements indicate a sudden increase in risk, with great media exposure and public interest. However, The Man has still yet to fall as predicted.

A website was soon set up: "HarMannenFalt.no"[2] (Has the Man fallen?), displaying no more than the word "NEI" (No). The sentiment of the joke was felt by all, as many had grown tired of all this attention being directed at what was essentially, on its surface, just a mountain, standing there, doing nothing.

I was a student at the time, and remember many idle screens around campus set to this page, reeking of that sarcastic mock-worry only a student body could put on. But I suspect a lot of us were secretly waiting for the moment when the text would change into "JA".

And soon enough, something did in fact happen. A neighbouring mountain, Veslemannen (The Little Man), saw a considerable increase in daily movement in 2018, before finally there was a minor landslide in 2019. But this was not the landslide we had been promised and waited for, as The Man himself was still standing tall as ever. A "JA" was not really in order, but then perhaps neither was really a "NEI".

Instead, the website was updated to show "TJA", a Norwegian word somewhere between yes and no, with meaning closer to "Well, perhaps".

As an aside: A second website with identical design was also created: "HarDovreFalt.no"[3]. A play on the concept with allusion to the vow of our founding fathers: "Enige og tro inntil Dovre faller" (Agreeing and true until Dovre falls)[4]. The "NO" on this second site, I think, is far less likely to change any time soon.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mannen

[2] https://harmannenfalt.no

[3] https://hardovrefalt.no

[4] https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enige_og_tro_inntil_Dovre_fall...

I think we need a website arewe llm yet.net to show what areas have been solved what % by LLMs and where they struggle currently. I expect some things will be fully solved, while some will have low degree of success.

Wait "Is Debian reproducible yet?" breaks the are we part of the syntax!

What was the original?