I have two recommendations for you:
1. Look up hormesis: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hormesis
2. Watch out taking statements like that for granted and embed the infamous last words of "Of course"
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_chlorination)
I can see the case for ethanol also having no long-term effects. Though it is in much larger quantities than chlorine and does have short-term effects, so this is some evidence against it having long-term effects.
I actually agree with you that alcohol is probably bad, but I think the reasoning "of course adding poison to your body is unhealthy" is not correct.
This is in contradiction with the basic principle of toxicology: "dosis sola facit venenum".
A "systematic review and meta-analysis of 107 cohort studies involving more than 4.8 million participants" cannot simply be shrugged away the way you do.
I'm not sure if I agree with this view. Antibiotics, for example, are a kind of poison and if used under the right circumstances they can reduce the mortality rate.