"Booster" can also now mean technologists who have correctly predicted the number and size of executive erections once teased with the idea of automating most of their office. Put on something black and tight, go up on stage and twirl around that notion until balled-up Jacksons grease the creaking floorboards. You know you'll be riding in a Cayenne tonight. Maybe a Boxster.

It actually sounds pretty familiar for those of us in the side shows for other Miracle Technologies That'll Fix Your Business, but it's a hell of a lot easier to set up a convincing model than something like SAP. Also, unlike ERP, GPT is a real thing, and it does real stuff, so that will make it easier to take the money. Real science is happening, which is always more fun, even if Homo Executivus uses it as a marital aid. I guess this makes me a Booster, but one of those old wrinkled Boosters who sounds like a carton of Newports.