Clickhouse and DuckDB you just type: select * from (s3 path and access credentials)
Let's see what it takes on AWS Athena:
1) "Before you run your first query, you need to set up a query result location in Amazon S3."
2) What the fuck is a AwsDataCatalog? Why can't I just point it to a file/path?
3) What the fuck is AWS Glue Crawler? Oh shit another service I have to work with.
4) Oops. Glue can't access my bucket, now I have to create a new IAM role for it.
5) Okay, great I can finally run a query!
6) It wrote my results to a text file on S3. Awesome. I feel so goddamn efficient. I'm so fucking glad you suggested this rube goldberg disaster.
And if I don't have elevated access to our AWS account, it's not even that simple, instead there's slack messages and emails and jira tickets to get DevOps to provision me and/or set it up for me (incorrect the first time of course). A week later I finally got a text file on a fucking S3 bucket. Awesome.