They've set up an incredibly restrictive systems of firewalls and networks, making it super hard for themselves to upgrade their own network or adapt to the world around them.
Then they write a big post about how much work allowing UDP/443 through their network supposedly is, proving that they not only already blocked tons of legitimate traffic (OpenVPN over 443 is super common) but also that apparently their setup is set up in a way that's impossible for them to manage.
They're running some kind of firewall system that's analysing people's traffic and they're afraid HTTP/3 will put a stop to that. That means either their tooling isn't maintained well enough or they employ some kind of sketchy trickery to get the older protocols to play "nice" with their data collection.
They implore others to please stick to the protocols of the past so they don't need to change their network in the future.
This university acts like the worst ISP imaginable. Who even uses a whitelist for outgoing ports anymore? Block whatever stupid protocols Windows uses for file sharing so you don't leak your credentials, that's all the outgoing filtering you need. If I were a student or an employee there, I would make sure that every single but leaving my devices is going through some kind of encrypted VPN, though I'm sure they'll try their hardest to block that too. Universities are research facilities, they're supposed to be at the forefront of technology, not run into service issues because their policies are frozen in the late 90s.
When HTTP/3 hits the common software packages, I'll be turning it on on all of my services purely out of spite against institutions and companies like this. If your network can't deal with industry standards, it deserves all the shame and support tickets it'll generate.