In this particular case, what's being satirized are a fairly complex mix of perceptions about community and what actually builds a programming language ecosystem. I was able to poke gentle fun at myself (the Android font vulnerability) while also taking down some of the worst arguments out there, sadly common though. All this would be hard to express as a straight opinion piece.
Probably the biggest problem with this piece is that it has a moderately specialized audience. If you follow the adoption of Rust closely, hopefully you'll get a good chuckle. If you're only dimly aware of that, then there are too many insider jokes.
[I had intended to be "in character" in the comments here today, but have reconsidered. Appreciate the feedback, and happy to discuss substantive points]
Now, the thing is, it's entirely believable to me. Having witnessed the Stroustrup paper which honestly had some way less believeable yet honest reactions, i didn't even blink an eye.
I would have gone in with my day believing "well that's just dumb" had something not compelled me to click this post linked in the same mastodon post.
i wonder if the target audience might just be way too small for a post like this.
The arguments you were trying to make in a satirical way have basically already been accepted by everyone (except the small slice of people who will never be convinced by them), so the satire just doesn't make sense. Part of the humor of satire is that you are laughing at the fact that some people on the other side of the argument might agree with it.
Satire is dead.
I find this attitude way more exhausting and unoriginal.
Sorry. It's Nim now.
Edit 1: Well, this just in, Verse is taking off.
Edit 2: Top language this second is JSFuck.
Edit 3: JAI was released two days in the future and was ported to JS.
I dont care.