If you're a good programmer, you know how to find your way out of the forest without knocking all the trees. Call yourself coder, programmer or engineer I don't care your leetcode scores and your fizzbuzz one liners, and the amount of stickers on your overpowered laptop.
You're there to make the computer do the damn thing you want it to do with the least amount of resources. And of course it has to be maintainable, this isn't your bedroom.
So respectfully, sir, take your taxonomy and pipe it straight to where the light don't shine. /s