The Crunchies Are Rigged (seriously)

I get it that the person who wrote this is angry, but not a single real commentary in there. And not "(seriously)". At least provide more arguments, compare their The Rules with those of other awards, and please, give a more extended explanation of why you think all the things you mentioned are bad.

"I’m glad I got in free because I’m a journalist."

Wow... that definition is painted pretty broadly these days, isn't it? Almost every paragraph had a meme. Very mature.