Researchers use GPT to write papers and submit them (can be fully automated)
Journals review using GPT and (potentially) publish (can be fully automated)
GPT will create a borked summary and create fake citations for the next cycle of research. (again, can be fully automated)
Then, left on its own, we will have a bunch of robots worrying for us about impact factor and grant applications and we can get back to doing actual research again. Problem solved.