I asked chatgpt to do that:

SEO, growth hacking, Bangladeshi click farms,

Silicon Valley boosterism, idea guys with no charm,

Patent trolling, due diligence leaks,

Sharks lurking, waiting for the opportunity to sneak.

Android flashlights, Facebook quizzes galore,

Pay-to-win games, Amazon affiliates who always want more,

But these slimy tenants sustain the prestigious platforms we see,

It's a cycle of hype, disillusionment, and finding niches uniquely.

Rails discourse and NodeJS chatter,

AWS and MongoDB, Agile and TDD, they all matter,

Tech's economic success always attracts the wannabes,

But eventually everything falls into their proper niche and degree.

So next time you're scrolling through the latest tech news,

Remember the hype can be misleading, and always consider your dues,

Take a moment to reflect on the balance of tradeoffs and gain,

Tech is a dynamic industry that always evolves again and again.