Deprive the successful kids of challenging coursework to coddle the unsuccessful ones. That'll turn out great

Your assumption here is that schools with advanced classes spend more resources per student.

That is absolutely untrue. Lowell High School in SF spends a lot less than other high schools. Same with Stuyvesant in NYC. This means the kids falling behind get more resources.

Your proposal will result in higher spending, not lower.

Um, no. The way to solve this is not to just make everyone dumber in the name of equity.

The old “all children left behind” trick? That’ll work once I guess

Is this satirical about the “defund the police” movement? If so, it’s quite well done.

Educational opportunities are not a zero-sum game.

Maybe we can redistribute their IQ points as well.

No that's a terrible idea.

Libertarianism For Me syndrome.