> "Metcalfe insists on calling Wi-Fi by its original name, Wireless Ethernet, for old times’ sake."

Okay, besides all his contributions, I've decided this guy is my favorite for that alone. Imagine if he was your (great?) uncle and you're on a family vacation together. "What's the Wi-Fi password here, Bob?"

Bob: "What's the what now?"

You: "Excuse me. What's the Wireless Ethernet password?"

Bob: "Oh, it's HotelGuest2023"