Related to a sibling comment, a decent UPS could power a Dell like that for a couple of hours if it's mostly idling.
Optipliex desktop is around 10-15W idle
Laptops with screen off can hit around 5W (close to pi under load).
I would assume what loads the pi would almost be idle in these older dell machines.
You might not need a Pi. You can by a hundred ESP8266 boards for the price of a modern Pi. ESP8266 and ESP32 are also more forgiving with their GPIOs.
And if that person can afford the Pi's, they can afford the power, so there's no point quoting power costs.
In theory, I could leave all the taps on 24/7, however that’s A) abuse of a free service, and B) a complete waste of resources.
Even cleaning the car I’m very strict about turning the hose off when I’m using the sponges.
If that power were coming from locally finite source such as solar or wind, or battery, it's a different story.
Not necessarily true. Even some of the TinyMiniMicros mentioned in the article have a single digit W consumption when idle (because they are basically laptop parts).
Now, when loaded this would be true. However, their higher processing power also means tasks get completed faster, so they don't stay at the higher power states for long.
But... it's nice to have a system that has a very minimal footprint, which isn't exactly the case with a laptop.
Then again, we can argue semantics over "need" vs "want".
But you'll lose Internet points.