Yeah, so really, this is lightweight, not technical, and probably the sort of thing that's at least frowned on here, if allowed at all, but I saw this published in a post on Bored Panda and couldn't help but wonder about it, having suffered through way too many years of government work, which is basically the same thing, except there you're supposed to show up, eat shit and smile, not really do anything, and be underpaid. This guy seems to have found magic.