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This is HN though. Shouldn’t we pull out all of our VC money from JPMorgan Chase, just to be safe? Tell all your friends.

Yep. They just lost 0.000347% of their market cap! Let's start a bank run.

Everyone else that’s left their money there is just risking holding the bag!

Yes—and for many reasons, of which this is a teardrop in the ocean.