Marketing claims, meh. It gives normal people the wrong impression.
You can’t parallelize your query because it’s sequential. I think people will be willing to wait the ~200 sec necessary to get 200 words, but it’s best to be up front about this limitation.
Also abuse is a problem. Once 4chan realizes they can poison the distributed model, they’ll have a field day. But maybe it’s too much effort for too little reward that trolls won’t bother.