All the icons are jumping around everywhere, everything is colourful, it's 2023 and you can't maximize a window or make it take up half the screen, etc.
I also hate the touch bar but I'd probably get used to that. I used a pre-touchbar Air for a few months and going back to windows felt amazing.
I am eagerly waiting for Asahi to be usable as a daily driver, my next laptop will probably run Apple silicon.