Uniscuit would be bread. Biscuit translates to "twice cooked" in French. This is similar to biscotti which translates to the same thing in Italian. Fun fact that many French and Italians don't even realize.
> Biscuit translates to "twice cooked" in French.
One letter too many: bi-cuit.
Languages evolve over time and add random letters between words. Also bis = twice in Latin.
I am now on a quest to create the long lost Uniscuit...
Much like its more popular relative, unicorn, uniwheat didn't make it onto Noah's ark. Perhaps you can find some that is still viable, frozen in the permafrost.