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I printed a hat. Works great for the silent radio waves that the government uses to control your mind.

Don't let this troll fool you. Tin-foil hats only work when they're made of tin; not tungsten, not aluminium or aluminum, only tin.

They also need to be grounded, if they're only in contact with you they're an antenna.

Foiled again!

Good neck workout too.