> - Your honor my wholly original work of Halvin and Cobbs, a cartoon of a little boy and his pet tiger is entirely original to me.
And as you submit this to the court, the other party requests discovery of evidence from your computer, your communications and (based on that) the API logs of a particular third party provider you could have used, and uses that to not only dismiss your court claim but forward it to the local prosecutor - previously it was just a civil case, but perjury is quite punishable, in USA up to five years in jail (https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1621).