Credit Suisse borrows more than $50B from Swiss National Bank

Objectively that's a success of CS executive board. Bonuses will follow, penthouses and challets will be upgrayed this summer.

Yep huge commissions on that transaction.

These people always earn money. Even when they lose, they earn.

I’d like to borrow $50,000,000,000 too.

Do you have collateral

Errrr…. yes. Yes I do.

When can I get the $50B?

Umm, no! Money printer broke but we have empathy[0]. Hope you like it!

That's about $5780 per capita. Probably not so much for the average Swiss.

It will be paid back with interest.