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You've been around for a decade, I'm not giving you pity points. Can you provide what we want or not?

Not right now, no. We've been running this product for about 2.5 years.

So who's product have I been using?

Oh yes, I should edit. We launched this product a little over 2.5 years ago. We built a bunch of different things no one really wanted before that.

You should edit, but that's not my puppet to control, I only use this one.

So yeah, you've built a ton of shit nobody wanted as a product, been there, done that. You've convinced me fly doesn't fit business, we're done.