Make a new brutally honest but funny slogan for _____
"Facebook: Where your privacy is just a suggestion."
"Twitter: Come for the memes, stay for the existential dread."
"LinkedIn: Where humblebragging is an art form."
"Microsoft: Testing your patience since the '90s."
"Apple: Making you feel superior one expensive product at a time."
"Nike: Because running away from your problems never looked so good."
"OpenAI: Making you question your intelligence one chatbot conversation at a time."
"IKEA: Where the furniture is cheap, but the assembly is priceless."
"Instagram: Making narcissism look cool since 2010."
"Google: We know what you did last summer...and every summer before that."
"Coca Cola: Making dentists rich since 1886."
"McDonald's: Where the meat may be questionable, but the fries never disappoint."