$ php -r '::'
Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
Wat $ php -r '::'
Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
Wat $ php -r '::'
Parse error: parse error in Command line code on line 1
How'd you get the weird error?Edit:
Hrm, if I try it on my DreamHost account, I get something more similar to yours:
$ php -r '::'
Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM in Command line code on line 1