No ninjas? WTF?! Am I supposed to only hire pirates now? :-O
I've heard of multiple language and framework designers who failed to score a job when it really should have been a slam dunk. There might be rockstars among the foot soldiers of tech, but virtually none outside of that.
Relatedly, no US Marines have ever defeated a lava monster with a magic sword.
NO PIRATES, ONLY ROBOTS, WHO ARE CLEARLY NOT HUMAN AS WE ARE.