If you VC's are as smart as you always claim, YOU bail out the companies deserving of it according to your galaxy brains.
Kind of a, “you can’t currently take all your deposits and run, but you can at least pay your bills.”
Then asks for a bailout.
Then the same group of people who brought us such hits as "move fast and break things" and "disrupt the economy" ask for more regulation. For other people.
Peak SV bubble hubris.
Anyone who signs this just demonstrates how tone-deaf, privileged, and insulated from the real world they are.
Take the haircut in your funds and move on.