I've got some really bad news: Earlier today, Jim Cramer tweeted "JP Morgan is a fortress"
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1634222320398086145?s=2...
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1634222320398086145?s=2...
But I've got no proof for either theory and your's is definitely the more entertaining one :D
Also I guess you have to give some kind of credit to a guy who not just spouts bullshit but invents entire bullshit concepts such as "room to grow"...