Kim Schmitz trolling in the German CCC newsgroup, 1996-2000

Wow, this is a great insight into the character of this guy. It would be hilarious if he meant to be satirical, but I guess he didn't (at least not entirely). Just a quick translation of the first two:

  This is Kimble at the keyboard...
  Send me your opinions, questions and suggestions regarding:
  Should Kimble start a religion and become a god?! 

(after some groaning responses)

  To all who didn't get it the first time, I'm Kimble.
  I turn poor, <sexually> unsatisfied, boring me-too pseudo hackers...... 
  into rich, <sexually> successful, interesting SUPER-HACKERS.

  Buy my new book "how can I become a very super hacker" <intentionally
  poor grammar> or "meat loaf with potatoes"

  <in english> Join DATA PROTECT now.... BUSINESS RULEZ....  
  feel free to call any time

Wow, as entertaining as this guy is, I think we might be spending too much time with this. And by "we" I clearly mean myself. It's just that he reminds me of those "hacking" bullshitters I used to know in high school, only he probably never grew out of it...

This is pretty much all in German but I still decided to post it because it gives an insight into Kim Schmitz's ("kimble", recently in the news because of megaupload) past and this collection must not be lost.

It is pretty much nothing but trolling on his part and spreading PR for his back-then company "dataprotect" and talking down on other people - and all that in the German newsgroup of the legendary CCC.

It is way too much to translate the whole thing but I am glad to help with phrases or words.

Also, this: http://www.hackerland.de/hackertales/kimble.htm (in German)

Especially interesting to see how what he did with megaupload was 100% the exactly same thing he did back in the BBS days.