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This reminds me on all of those programming languages that terribly failed at being "english conversational.".

Like COBOL. Except that this is worse than COBOL in every single way ^^

I'm quite excited for conversing with next generations of AI using COBOL. All those people saying COBOL is dead will finally be proven wrong!

If you're going to compare it to a programming language, I'd go for INTERCAL.