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It's a landing page saying when the restaurant will open and what it will have, along with a couple of links to hiring, contact info, and social media. You have to have js enabled so it can show the fancy animations. There's no fallback for people with older browsers or noscript. Also while arrow keys and spacebar work, the page doesn't respond to pageup/pagedown or home/end.

Maybe it's a nice experience on mobile, but it's a nightmare on my laptop.

It’s gorgeous on my iPhone, though it does scrolljack for effects which I find annoying.

Maybe an overzealous ad blocker?

You need to scroll down (and presumably have JS enabled).

It was super slow to load for me.

I wonder if it’s significantly faster if you’re connecting to it from Iceland

If you scroll, it changes.