“Scromiting,” the New Panic over Weed, Is a Real Thing

I always thought the "Whitey" was due to the liver releasing a shed load of Glutathione into circulation. Some people with non Caucasian skin have been known to consume Glutathione to whiten their skin, but its frowned upon probably because it will give people the personality of a vampire or body snatcher.

Anyway if anyone wants to rejuvenate themselves so they can experience their very first Whitey again, especially if one is a connoisseur of bongs in their their nursing home or Florida retirement park, Glutathione is available online as a supplement, your body might just thank you by giving you a few more years.