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Great, now we're going to get country music about how some guy's truck left him.

ChatGPT to the rescue:

Verse 1: I had a trusty truck, my pride and joy Took me everywhere, never did destroy But times were tough, I fell behind Missed some payments, the bank declined

Chorus: Now my truck's gone, it drove away Left me feeling low, I gotta say I'm stuck here on this dusty land Holding onto memories of what I had

Verse 2: That old truck had a mind of its own But it always knew the way back home Now it's gone, and I'm all alone Sitting here, trying not to moan

Chorus: Now my truck's gone, it drove away Left me feeling low, I gotta say I'm stuck here on this dusty land Holding onto memories of what I had

Bridge: I should have known better, I should have tried To keep my payments up, to keep my ride Now I'm here, looking at the road Wondering where my truck has gone to roam

Chorus: Now my truck's gone, it drove away Left me feeling low, I gotta say I'm stuck here on this dusty land Holding onto memories of what I had

Outro: Maybe someday, I'll get another ride One that won't drive away, won't make me cry But for now, I'll just sit here and sing About the truck that was my everything.

Needs more pandering

Verse 1: Had a pickup truck, my favorite toy, Whiskey in console, feeling coy, Drove on dirt roads, feeling free, With a girl on the tailgate, in tight blue jeans for all to see.

Chorus: My truck left me, feeling stuck, Drinking whiskey in my blue jeans, feeling yuck, Miss the girl on the tailgate, her pretty look, Truck is gone, now I cry like a rook.

Verse 2: Fell behind on payments, lost my ride, The truck drove off, with the girl by its side, She wore tight blue jeans, hugged her curves just right, Now the truck and the girl are out of sight.

Chorus: My truck left me, feeling stuck, Drinking whiskey in my blue jeans, feeling yuck, Miss the girl on the tailgate, her pretty look, Truck is gone, now I cry like a rook.

Bridge: It was just a truck, I know, But its departure dealt a painful blow, I'll find a new ride and try to mend, But memories of the girl and the truck will never end.

Chorus: My truck left me, feeling stuck, Drinking whiskey in my blue jeans, feeling yuck, Miss the girl on the tailgate, her pretty look, Truck is gone, now I cry like a rook.

Outro: Maybe one day my truck will return, With the girl in tight blue jeans for all to yearn, Until then, I'll sip my whiskey and dream, Of the truck and the girl, a perfect team.

Not a fan of the implicit approval of drinking and driving.

Sometimes pop country seems mostly like an advertisement for alcoholism.

Was this song written by ChatGPT or a pair of blue jeans?

ChatGPT sucks

It didn't even mention a can of beer or shotgun

Take my angry upvote.

"My truck done left me and my cellphone said I'm broke"

FWIW, this was the number one comment yesterday on the Reddit thread about this.

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I think you’ve confused Reddit and youtube

I thought Reddit is the “Internet”? And YouTube is the television…

When I read the parent comment, I thought “Am I on Reddit?”.

HN used to bury Reddit-like comments a while back, but it seems the Reddit influence is becoming more and more accepted on HN these days, as I’m starting to see them more at the top vs. the bottom of threads.

I agree. I was not sure if it was just me making this up, but I have been browsing hacker news for 2 years now, and yet I do noticed some kind of regime shift where reddit-like comments are more prominent. I dont like this development, as HN used to be a safe-space from the reddit hivemind, I wish HN moderation would more heavily moderate them.

Edit: Thanks for the upvotes kind stranger!

It's a great way to get up to the 500+ threshold as a full account here on HN.

HN guidelines quote:

"Please don't post comments saying that HN is turning into Reddit. It's a semi-noob illusion, as old as the hills."

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Whether it actually is, or is not, is irrelevant.

But Jader's account is over ten years old, as is mine, so I don't think you can credibly accuse them of being a noob. I happen to believe that HN has gotten substantially worse, and more Reddit-like over the 15 years I've been using it. That said, this change is likely because more people (from a broader spectrum of backgrounds) are using it, and the site's total utility has probably increased.

I didn't say it. The site rules do.

They're guidelines, and they say it's an illusion. The examples linked are to accounts only a few months old, from 14 years ago. At this point, some of us have been around long enough to understand what's going on.

The total utility has increased for who? Not for me. Half the time when I want to have a more nuanced discussion or talk about primary sources it just doesn't happen.

Serious question. Are there any alternatives to HN? Been reading HN on and off since 2010 and the decline to this is painfully obvious. Used to learn a lot from reading on here but now only check or post out of habit and lack of a high quality alternative.

Yeah these comments are awful. Someone even wrote, “take my upvote.” Not a good look for HN discus quality.

Back on topic:

I find this hard to believe, what happens if it repossess itself by mistake? Gets in an accident on the way home during said repo? Especially since nowadays most Fords are just oversized trucks.

And why is this even a desired feature? Is the average Ford customer that untrustworthy? I’m curious what the expected amount of use for a feature like this is.

In any case, autonomous driving isn’t far along enough yet for this to be practical and out in the streets, so I wonder how it even got approval.

Aren't mistaken repossessions and accidents during repossession things that happen already? The used car market is incredibly predatory and full of the same car getting repeatedly repossessed from new owners.

I’m sure they are, though probably pretty rare.

But my comment isn’t about the occurrence of them, it’s about the muddied waters when a vehicle repo’s itself with no driver. Who’s at fault if the vehicle crashes?

The purchaser of the vehicle clearly did not crash - they may not even know the vehicle was being repo’d. So then is the dealership or bank to blame? (If so, will this add to higher premiums?) Say a predatory dealership has some stake in the game. Given the asymmetry of information, maybe they will claim the car wasn’t being repo’d at all, rather the purchaser must have caused the damage and lied.

What if no repo even occurs but the software malfunction?

It just seems like such a mess.

I take it to mean they're writing this into the lease agreement in readiness for full autonomous driving.

Desired feature for leasing companies and as to damage after the company takes remote possession I expect the same shenanigans you get when returning rentals.

These comments take me all the way back to Digg days.

Please make it stop...

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i think is based on the fact that more devs have been raised by reddit by now ;)

For instance:

i found hn throuh r/hackernews

"but I won't let that bother me like it does other folk. I'll stand out on the roadside, thumb up in the air, and wait for some good passer buy to show me that they care"

Aite I'm sold

Elon says I'm lazy. I think he's a joke. Folks told me to learn to code. That's great, but now I'm broke.

Little do they know, I might not be thrifty. But I still have my ol' F150.

And my tractor tole' me I don't matter, ever since John Deere told me to Steer clear, from them old repairs. Used to be, you could fix'em for free, now it's all John Deere IP.

Edit: And Monsanto, don't you know, told me ya'best not go, usin' your own seeds.

(no joke folks, I think there's some real potential for a satire country song here, I'm thinkin' by a Jonathan Coulton type singer)

I had to ask ChatGPT to write one

Verse 1: My truck was my pride and joy, it was my everything But now it's gone, and I'm feeling the sting Ford said I couldn't pay, so they took it away And now I'm left here, with nothing to say

Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet

Verse 2: Elon says I'm lazy, but he don't know me I worked hard every day, but still couldn't keep my truck, you see Folks told me to learn to code, but that ain't for me I just want my truck back, and to be free

Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet

Verse 3: My tractor used to be my trusty steed But John Deere said I couldn't fix it, no indeed Used to be, I could do it all myself But now it's all about John Deere's wealth

Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet

Verse 4: Monsanto told me not to plant my own seeds But I didn't listen, and now I'm in need Of some help, to get back on my feet But I won't give up, no, not me

Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet

Outro: My truck may be gone, but I still have my pride And I won't let anyone, take that away inside I'll find a way to make it right And maybe someday, my truck will be back in sight.

Someone on reddit posted something extremely similar to this!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/11dnngu/future_...

Except theirs is way funnier :)

edit- err sorry, it was this one!

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11drf6o/future...

I had some fun with the ChatGPT prompt:

> Write a country song about a guy whose truck left him. The first verse starts "My truck done left me and my cellphone said I'm broke"

I thought country music was already about my wife died, my dog won't start, and my truck ran away?

No: your beer died, you cried into your dog, and your wife wouldn't start.

Yes: your truck still ran away with your fishing boat and eloped on BLM land.

You know what happens when you play it backwards?

You get out of jail, your wife comes back, your dog comes back to life, you get your truck back, you get your farm back...

With narrow AI, the truck will drive to the Austin-Bergstrom airport and launch a generative country music career. (There are venues at AUS where country music legends play.)

Ford: Fix or Repossess Daily

"Jesus took the wheel..."

This but unironically.

Funny but reddit-tier comment, dang??

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Taking a look at this now, for the first time in months. There's nothing in here about comedy not being allowed. It does discourage users from making comments like yours, though.

Shallow jokes to break up heavy conversations, like about our society slipping into a dystopia, are very human.

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