Where has all the Chartreuse gone?
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I lived near Voiron and did the obligatory tour of the production facility (I already liked the liquor thanks to a friend (hey Iv!), and the place smelled delicious!) They do a good job maintaining the mystique of the Secret Recipe Known Only By A Handful™, which I suppose the monks tolerate and maintain to ensure the steady revenue stream. As one story goes, they were the "first internationally distributed" liquor when the French Foreign Legion loved the stuff and decided to always have some on their campaigns.
The Carthusian monks are an isolationist order, with intentionally limited contact with the outside, which dovetails well with Chartreuse mystique. There was a 2005 documentary, Into Great Silence [2], about life inside the monastery, whose filming was granted 18 years after it was first requested!
I'm sure Quentin Tarantino already has a good supply of the liquor ;)
If you're ever around the Alpes, try and find some genepi [3] liquor (not to be confused with absinthe! Made from same genus, different species,) which you'll find is 70% of the flavour of Chartreuse!
(dang, I miss Grenoble)
[1] https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grande_Chartreuse
And it has been much maligned, linked with many alcohol related crimes, particularly in Scotland.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine
[2] https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/7702950/...
I truly think it ought to be taxed heavily to repay the costs that society bares for it's existence.
Then I take it you have never been to Australia...
https://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/cane-champagne...
Very fuzzy napkin-math incoming: if you were to consume an equivalent amount of caffeine as a Four Loko via rum-and-cokes, you've now had about 50oz of rum. The caffeine would, uh, not be the problem.
Edit: Hm, though maybe this says more about my "rum, wave a Coke over it" preferences.
Nothing good ever came of it. Redbull mixed with anything e.g. Jager, was also known to lead to terrible things. Sort of an entry level cocaine and scotch.
As far as the caffeine, the whole bottle has less than a scoop of most pre-workout.
They opened it. They drank it. Chaos followed.
> A diet of four bottles a day has been described as 'not conducive to a long life' in a Scottish court.
Edit: To answer the question of the composition, the dominant taste comes from Tanacetum balsamita (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanacetum_balsamita).
I counted 44 here*, but that’s only because I stopped just before the letter B. There are loads of edible and medicinal plants in France, as in much of the world.
* https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_de_plantes_médicinales...
Maybe the lack of chartreuse will help selling Bénédictine and génépi. I need to find new cocktails, though, I quite enjoy a Last Word.
I'd hate to see Chartreuse (also the name of the local mountain range where the monks' monastery is based) become industrialized to the point where its authenticity is lost, for the sake of global market supremacy.
For an alternative, try Genepi. It's not a brand name, but another type of artisanal liquor made out of a cocktail of mountain plants and herbs. Taste can be lighter than Chartreuse, but it warms you up just as well after a day of skiing.
The recipe is simple enough too: 40 strands, 40 days in 40º, 40 sugar (cubes), for a liter.
Though in modern recipes it's usually macerated in pure neutral alcohol which is then diluted to 2x, and the sugar is usually ~halved (but to taste): ~300g sugar per liter is a lot, the goal of the sugar is to mellow the genepi so 100~150g is usually sufficient.
A good way to stay focus on my software. Joking
In many place it's totally forbidden, in other places there are specific rules. Too many people are just badly plucking the plants without concerns just to brag than they have made their own liquor.
I you do not know your local rules, then just go buy a bottle.
Source, I live there.
I also hope the security conference in Grenoble will secure it's supply of Chartreuse (you get a small 50cl bottle in the welcome package for as long as I remember)
Chartreuse shots were provided at the end of SnowCamp [1] a few weeks ago, though I missed my chance for talking too long with one of the speakers..
*Edit: spelling
The article missed out on mentioning the best Chartreuse-based cocktail though: The Last Word. It’s absolutely sublime. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_word_(cocktail)
> It’s honestly inspiring that the monks refuse to see their earthly purpose as satisfying the demands of some knucklehead mixologist doing his little riff on the Last Word at some lame speakeasy in some third-tier city.
Which is a shame, because it is a fantastic cocktail.
Also considering that this is a subscription newsletter, I suspect his audience also suspects that, and this audience doesn't.
Anyway, Wilson's 2009 thoughts on the Last Word:[1]
> Over the years, I've championed Chartreuse in drinks such as the Bijou (equal parts Chartreuse, gin and sweet vermouth with a dash of orange bitters) and the Scofflaw (Chartreuse, rye whiskey, dry vermouth and lemon juice), and maraschino in drinks such as the Aviation (maraschino, gin, lemon juice and a dash of creme de violette) and a frothy alternative to the margarita called a Prado (in which maraschino replaces Cointreau).
> But perhaps the finest use of both liqueurs is together in the Last Word. This is a Prohibition-era cocktail invented at the Detroit Athletic Club and resurrected a few years back by Murray Stenson at Seattle's classic-cocktail haven, the Zig Zag Cafe. Its fame has spread as far and wide as the classic-cocktail movement itself, spawning numerous variations.
> With the huge, bold flavors of Chartreuse and maraschino mixed with gin and lime, the Last Word is definitely not a poolside drink, and definitely not for the appletini crowd. It's a thinking person's drink. A drink with a swagger.
1: https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/0...
Third-tier, not third rate.
And I’d argue it’s tier two cities which fuck up their cocktails and wine lists most passionately. Go to Bisby or Enniscorthy and they’ll pour a great, simple drink and tell you to kindly fuck off if you order something they don’t know. Order an aviation or Gibson in Manhattan or Palo Alto, and you’re likely to be treated well. But try the same in Phoenix or Aspen, and god knows what saccharine nonsense even a gin and tonic will arrive as.
If you're sad about Last Words getting expensive, just switch to Paper Airplanes.
But my favorite Chartreuse drink by far is the Monte Cassino
They honestly need to try tweaking the recipe too if they want to move upmarket again. To me the amount of sugar in Campari seems high compared to other aperitivo and amaro.
I will have to check how much it costs in mine (it's great, but I'm not really into alcohol...)
(Strangely, ChatGPT suggested a mezcal Last Word variation, dubbing it "The First Word", with a slightly different composition than Ginbo did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPMEozP8vvY)
1 part Green Chartreuse 1 part Fernet 1 part simple syrup 1 part lime juice
It was big when I lived in Athens, GA
Sounds like a good decision for the monks but that’s a lot of condescension for someone who lives in Philly of all places.
https://punchdrink.com/articles/death-flip-became-modern-cla...
'When the cocktail first appeared on the menu at the Black Pearl in Melbourne, Australia, in 2010, no ingredients were listed. And if you asked what was in the drink, the bartender would not tell you. The only thing offering the customer a hint as to what they were getting into was the ominous description: “You don’t wanna meet this cocktail in a dark alley.”'
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/17/business/chartreuse-monks...
'When he departed the site in 1990, he became the only living outsider to know the liqueur’s ancient formula. “It’s safe with me,” he said. “Oddly enough, they didn’t make me sign anything when I left.”'
1 - https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/17/business/chartreuse-monks...
Good memories.
I find it funny that the name for Chartreuse + Hot chocolate in English is "Verte chaud" (I'll skip the conjugation error), while it's "Green chaud" in French.
They think it sounds cool but in this case it is really ridiculous.
Also chances are you'd drink those from a mug or cup, not a glass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTw5lvr7afM
> The only liquor so good they named a color after it (#80FF00)
The article tried to paint the monks in a favorable light for limiting their production for environmental reasons but the phrasing rings hollow to me. They didn’t stop all production, or release the recipe to the world. They merely limited their output which, much like many companies with monopoly power are currently finding, allows them to have a higher price per unit, while no one can come in and compete in their market.
Do you work every hour you possibly could? Would it be reasonable for someone to complain that you owe them more work because they would really like it if you worked more?
Their attitude is akin to how people complain and demand stuff from open source projects and why authors are annoyed when supporting such projects.
It reminds me of "The Menu" movie, the producers got fed up with the consumers and they took drastic actions. Wasn't a big fan of the movie but I can see how creators would go to such extremes or at least fantasize about them.
If someone asks you to work 14 hour days but you only choose to work 8 hours a day, are you artificially limiting the supply of your labour? Or making a sensible choice for yourself? The monks have decided they don't want to turn the drink they make into a massive corporation that would be required to make it at the volume the world wants to consume. That is to be applauded - not many people have the strength and sensibility to say no when the demands of the world are greater than what is good for them and their community.
It’s a drink produced by one monastic order from (presumably) locally harvested herbs. There most certainly is a natural limit on how much can be sustainably produced before it no longer is the same drink.[1]
They chose to maximise availability over time (and work/pray balance) rather than maximise short term availability.
[1] Where that limit is is of course up for debate, though.
Easy to find Kahlua alternatives; it’s a coffee liqueur and that’s not hard to find.
A little more challenging to find a Campari or Cocchi Americano alternative. There are lots of similar options and it’s not obvious whether an aperitif liqueur is a substitute for Campari or Aperol, for example.
Nice to know what the Chartreuse alternatives are.
This has to be the shittiest most pretensions statement I’ve read all year.
But you’d also just drink it neat after coming in from doing winter sports and it was almost a cliche that bartenders would finish their shift with a shot.
Is it 2008 again already?
Take some guess with what herbs and flowers might be used and soak it in Vodka for half a year.
I wouldn't be obsessed about exactly replicating the taste. Who knows some variation on it might even taste better.
In my experience, it's going to take a lot of practice to make something with the complexity of chartreuse that tastes good.
If you're just starting out, I'd suggest starting with only 1 or 2 or maybe 3 ingredients, to get a sense of what they actually taste like. If you put a dozen or more things in there, it's going to be hard to guess how to tweak the taste when it actually tastes pretty bad.
Since you enjoy making your own infusions you might be interested in this book. I don't drink all that much and it is almost all beer, wine, or cider, but I enjoy lots of the stranger, more flavored liquors. I have been experimenting with infusions myself but in a fairly undisciplined way and with small batches.
https://www.kitchenartsandletters.com/products/italian-lique...
I also enjoy the herbal/bitter liquors!
This kind of act is simply great, it questions about the meaning of our productive system: do we produce because we simply want to sell more / becoming richer ? Is it possible that we produce for the sake of keeping a tradition alive, or to share what is locally available without disrupting the locality ? These monks have just made clear answers to these questions.
Allocation sucks. Just raise the price.
The Power of Silence by Cardinal Robert Sarah
It’s final chapter is in fact a discussion with the Carthusian Master Dom Dysmus himself.
[1] https://www.washingtonpost.com/recipes/monks-picnic/16446/
Quality > quantity is probably the most common trope in upper middle class westerner culture.
A niche product manufacturer going all in on low volume high quality isn't "refreshing". It's just good business and knowing your customer.
I think this sentence is worth pondering in a modern world.
This isn't inherently bad. There are some mind blowingly good options (Octomore et al) that fall under the NAS umbrella, just a different set of products to what may have traditionally been seen as a defining production technique.
Talisker now is a bit fiery, maybe very slightly reminiscent of the sea, and otherwise unobjectionable. It doesn't have what I need. I wish them well, but either my taste has changed or theirs has.
EDIT: I'm open to things that I hate on the first sip. In fact that might work best for me.
And to be fair it’s the same with herbal liqueurs. Don’t get me wrong Chartreuse is good but it’s highly likely people can find something comparable produced close by.
Can't say I tried any of them though.
It's only similar in that its a fairly unique region-specific spirit.
But I really miss the way Talisker tasted up until the 1990s. And I'm guessing that's never coming back. For better or worse, Scotland isn't local for me and whatever may have replaced Talisker seems to be under the radar from here.
Interesting that they make this argument, and not the rather more obvious one that their 55 ABV spirit, like all spirits, is going to be overwhelmingly consumed by people who drink way too much.
(Context for the question - I barely drink spirits, but I used to enjoy them quite a lot at a time when I drank more in general, and I'd be interested to read about it, whether this is common etc)
https://www.oecd-ilibrary.org/sites/f98f97b1-en/index.html?i...
There's little reason to think expensive, exclusive spirits are exempt from this pattern.
I was kinda/sorta expecting something specific to stronger alcohol being disproportionately consumed by those who also consumed other alcohol. Like if 50% of all booze is consumed by 10% of the population who are heavy drinkers, does that skew to 90% of spirits?
Interesting read anyway.
I rented a cellar apartment in one of the most expensive neighbourhoods in my country for some years. (I got it cheap because the owner mostly just wanted someone to be there when she was away, also there was no real kitchen). Other than me and the au-pairs I met on morning jogs, everyone there was probably obscenely rich.
And I'm no expert on those things, but the bottles I saw lying along the roads on those jogs didn't seem like the cheap sort.