Having observed many thousands of discussions about "conspiracy theory" or "just wrong" (but the normal person can't explain why it is wrong, in fact) topics, I am very confident in this belief. And now having also had some similar conversations with ChatGPT, which is able to overcome with ease many mistakes that humans make, yet cannot overcome others, I am even more convinced.
Obviously the Earth’s orbit is noncircular. Is that what you mean?
I'm referring to people who think it's like a few thousand feet above the earth.
That's so bizarre: Stand here, thing A happened before thing B. Stand over there, thing B happened before thing A. Stand at this other place, now they did happen at the same time, but only for you! Nobody's more right than the other. Universally, "same-timeness" (simultaneity) does not exist.
So, by asking for:
> to know things that are happening right now or relatively recently by our standards
You're really only asking for your particular flavor of "right now or relatively recently".
A--1--B--2--C
Imagine 1 and 2 are satellites and observer B launches a rocket at both of them at the same time. From B's perspective, both satellites explode at the same time.
A, however, will see 1 explode before 2. C, on the other hand, will see the reverse, that 2 explodes first.
There's no right ordering here, just different reference frames.
So yes, Alice, Bob, and Charlie can all calculate the timestamps relative to the other positions, and they could collectively decide together that one of those options will count as the "true" measuring point. But this is still a measurement decision that they have made.
I’m an idiot and would love to know how this would be possible.