>GPT embeddings
To index these stories, I loaded up to 2000 tokens worth of comment text (ordered by score, max 2000 characters per comment) and the title of the article for each story and sent them to OpenAI's embedding endpoint, using the standard text-embedding-ada-002 model, this endpoint accepts bulk uploads and is fast but all 160k+ documents still took over two hours to create embeddings. Total cost for this part was around $70.
Mimicry.
(edited for clarity)
This surprised me, I thought it wouldn't do much better, but I wasn't expecting that specializing it on my target data would reduce performance! I had fewer examples than the minimum OpenAI recommends, so maybe it was a case of overfitting or something like that.
And several paragraphs? I challenge you to show even a large minority of argumentative responses that veer into "several" paragraphs. You characterize this as "most of the ... responses" but I think that's unfair.
One wonders why you'd resort to such hyperbole unless you were deliberately attempting to undermine the value of the site.