I mean, the obvious thing to do would be to make it a node in a DDOS for hire botnet.
use 5.010; # Or higher...
...would run. Yes, giving up on say and function signatures would be unfortunate, but Perl code tends to have very good backwards compatibility.The SuperH is still fully supported by the GCC toolchain and is well maintained.
Also the guy behind compiler explorer, Matt Godbolt, himself was a DC developer and has added the SH architecture there as well.
https://github.com/KallistiOS/KallistiOS/commit/99c716c8915f...