> “this is who you expect it is”
Very useful.
> “this is a person who speaks with authority of some sort, listen to them”
Rather, "this is a person that people at Twitter have blessed with authority. It's astounding that you care what we think."
> “someone pays eightbux”
To have their identity verified. This is where I pretend to be shocked that a certain class of people prefer arbitrary credential grants by unelected authorities, and that they look at a simple identity verification service that accepts anyone who is willing to show their papers and pay with absolute contempt.
$8 cheapens their pageant award.