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SERVICE NOTICE: Scheduled Production Maintenance Registry Donuts Inc.

Type: Scheduled Production Maintenance

Origin: Registry Donuts Inc.

Planned Start Date: 2023-02-13 22:00:00 UTC

Planned End Date: 2023-02-13 23:30:00 UTC

Implications: Total Outage

Affected Environments: Production Environment

> Planned Start Date: 2023-02-13 22:00:00 UTC

> Planned End Date: 2023-02-13 23:30:00 UTC

> Scheduled at: 2023-02-13 22:05:00 UTC

Comment made in jest.

There's no such thing as an outage, there's just scheduled and unscheduled maintenance.

"If you don't schedule maintenance, your <s>equipment</s> infrastructure will schedule some for you."