Peppers, onions and garlic mixed with a bit of herbs tomato sauce and olive oil. Then added to a chicken stock to make a soup. Add rice and some meat.
Under what world is that terrible?? It feels like a stable of 20 different cultures around the world. Almost so straightforward it's hard to imagine anyway it can go wrong (other than flat out burning your ingredients).
I'm pretty sure Campbells and Progresso probably both serve a soup of these exact ingredients in a similar ratio.
It's kinda hard to take the rest of this list seriously.